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I’m going to write a post-apocalypse story where the apocalyptic event can be blamed entirely on frappucinos. Seriously the worst drink in the world to have to make as a barista. Stop ordering frappucinos. Baristas hate them. Also, they’re by default made with whole milk and a shitload of sugar. So on top of them being the worst drink ever to  make, they are so super shitty for you. Get an iced macchiato instead and ask for extra drizzle.

sometimes dudes just make me SO MAD because when you point out a problem with female representation in media, instead of them going ‘oh well I guess I never looked at it like that’ they go WELL WAAH LOOK MEN ARE BEING MADE FUN OF or like BUT LOOK AT ALL THE RIGHTS WOMEN HAVE like do you reALIZE THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM I AM TRYING TO POINT OUT RIGHT NOW

and then when you argue against them they’re like ‘but what are your sources’ and then they provide links to opinion articles and Daily Mail. and they expect you to go find academic sources before they will even consider your argument valid like CAN YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS

I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE THE ROOM I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

(Source: chickenuqqet, via agentclntbrtn)

101eros:

magnacarterholygrail:

doritofu:

a true hero of the people

vagina kayak

I want this

(Source: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0, via natawhat)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via andropogonfalons)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via andropogonfalons)

obligatory cat lady selfies

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via ogormanism)

garbados:

Ally is a title bestowed, not a title claimed. If someone says you’re hurting them, and you reply, “but I’m an ally” then you’re not an ally. You’re an abuser.

(via a-little-bi-furious)

melkorwashere:

Celegorm & Curufin ( yes, Celegorm is a blonde,I have no excuse, I just didn’t want to make all Feanor’s sons black-haired and red-haired + I wanted to make one design for Celegorm & Curufin, based on 2 main colors )

(via ferretbaby86)