Web/ graphic design, creative writing/ editing, dorky shit. 20's, not interested in dick. Really want a cat. Have problems obsessing over fonts. Make too many weird noises on a daily basis. Hit me up if you're bi and near Portland.
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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

(via drkarayua)

bifurs:

little-big-spoon:

bifurs:

FILI AND KILI IN ARMOR THOUGH

MY BABIES ARE ALL GROWN UP

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all grown up and OFF TO DIE

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I’m going to write a post-apocalypse story where the apocalyptic event can be blamed entirely on frappucinos. Seriously the worst drink in the world to have to make as a barista. Stop ordering frappucinos. Baristas hate them. Also, they’re by default made with whole milk and a shitload of sugar. So on top of them being the worst drink ever to  make, they are so super shitty for you. Get an iced macchiato instead and ask for extra drizzle.

sometimes dudes just make me SO MAD because when you point out a problem with female representation in media, instead of them going ‘oh well I guess I never looked at it like that’ they go WELL WAAH LOOK MEN ARE BEING MADE FUN OF or like BUT LOOK AT ALL THE RIGHTS WOMEN HAVE like do you reALIZE THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM I AM TRYING TO POINT OUT RIGHT NOW

and then when you argue against them they’re like ‘but what are your sources’ and then they provide links to opinion articles and Daily Mail. and they expect you to go find academic sources before they will even consider your argument valid like CAN YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS

I HAD TO PHYSICALLY LEAVE THE ROOM I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

(Source: chickenuqqet, via agentclntbrtn)

101eros:

magnacarterholygrail:

doritofu:

a true hero of the people

vagina kayak

I want this

(Source: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0, via natawhat)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via andropogonfalons)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

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obligatory cat lady selfies